(Yeah, I'm a bit of a smart-a**)
I've been an artist all my life, and a professional graphic designer for over 20 years. I've worked with a LOT of businesses over the years, and I've seen way too many business owners make the same mistake - thinking that design is decoration, and that looking nice is its only job.
Meanwhile, most of them had never even thought about what they were trying to communicate, beyond the very literal basics - showing what they do, not who they are - which is a great way to waste money and time, fail to show anyone why they should choose you over your slightly cheaper competitor, and basically serve yourself up a nice big slice of perpetual disappointment.
Seriously, if you hate your money that much, just set it on fire. At least you won't be wasting time, which is a lot harder to come by.
But if you're looking to build a brand you love & that loves you back, and own your weirdness in a way that has your dream clients falling in love with you, that's where I come in.